Last night for the first time I half heartedly forced myself to watch an episode of TOWIE. What am I missing? Whatever it is, I couldn't find it! It's got a few Barbie wannabes who have enough battlepaint on their faces it could reflect radar, nightclubs which still haven't caught up with the idea of music and a couple of blokes with so much gel in their hair they probably use an entire bottle of shampoo every day. There's no diary room, no tasks and instead of Davina we get Denise Van Outen (ok in fairness I prefer her over Davina!). Considering how rich I thought they were meant to be I didn't even see anyone spend any money! They all just seem to walk around going "Oh babe... gimme a hug". Is that the theme to the show?
I need a new signature... i'm bored of the old one!