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Swiss iKnife

22 tool Swiss army knife iPhone case.
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Phones are used for just about everything these days and now an inventor has taken this to the next level by creating a case that doubles up as a Swiss Army knife.
The TaskOne is fitted with 22 tools including a 1.8-inch wood saw, 2.5-inch removable knife and three screwdrivers.
It also comes with a wire cutter and stripper, six Allen keys, two stands to enable a user to use the iPhone as a TV, a ruler, a bottle opener and pliers.

Watch for the lawsuits as the wrong button is pressed and a knife flicks out as he phone is answered Cheesy

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I tell you, its cutting edge technology, but not at its finest
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Just what youngsters need when their BF/GF/BFF dumps them by text message. NOT.

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Watch for the lawsuits as the wrong button is pressed and a knife flicks out as he phone is answered Cheesy

"Like... I was making a phone call, when suddenly, I noticed blood running down the side of my face, and my ear on the ground...... Oops... was that the wood saw or the knife button ?  Cry"
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Where's the tool for taking stones out of horses hooves and I wouldn't let those needle nose pliers anywhere my nose.
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I wouldn't let those needle nose pliers anywhere my nose.

Can you imagine if you got a call with vibrate on... Cheesy

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The only thing that can be said about that is it's not exactly practical.
It has to be a joke surely?
You buy one. They ask for your name and address. Then an unmarked van pulls up outside your house full of men in white coats.
I suppose there is an American version with a built in gun?
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With a toolkit like that.... it would be easy to say..... " I`ve been cut off".....  Cheesy
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Wood it be any wooden heads, to shave with Roll eyes
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I must have one! I want one! I want it NOW!
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....and you will Veruca dear Smiley
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its a great idea really, just think of all the people who will purchase the most desirable chav phone cover in the world and willing be carrying concealed weapons, oh the irony that a "useful " gadget will be more useful for  criminalising the dimmest minds in society than for any of its purported uses.....
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
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No tooth pick for your iTeeth?
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I wonder how many net sales will go to the under 18's
iknife for idevices now
But what about the Windows users having their own version

This darn thing has crashed for the billionth time in 1 hour
Or even a Droids version
I think a recipe for disaster as there are far to many knives out there
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windows users will probably already have a Leatherman's or Gerber multi tool on the grounds that your forever needing to open the thing up to reseat the wires ...
droids wont need it as the kits so cheap you just replace anything that ceases to work properly .....
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Sounds very plausible that does Wink
Under the category of useless gadgets
I visualize a tab/phablet version Roll eyes