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Supermarket Helpers

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Supermarket Helpers

Hello Sir, can we help you  carry your goods to your vehicle ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1241173894/html/1.stm
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3Mb FTTC
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Good job there was nobody in it, or he/she would have had their chips.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Would you like them in a bag madam, or shall I just put them in your wheelbarrow?
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Could I have Cod with that please...

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scootie
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

good job no one was having a Siesta in the fiesta
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

The guy with the shovel is the driver of the lorry/tractor..... trying to bury the car, so the owner won`t see what happened to it  ! ! ! Grin Grin
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Not an appealing moment Wink
scootie
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

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trying to bury the car

more like he was trying to make sure no tats were on the double yellow lines. i wouldnt put it past a warden to ticket each tat Grin
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Good afternoon madam , welcome to Spud-u-Like, any particular one you fancy or shall I choose one for you?
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Goodbye Mr Chips

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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Don't panic madam the army have been called out to help. They are bringing their peelers
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

If the peelers see this lot , you`ll all end up in the frier  ! ! !  Cheesy Cheesy
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Re: Supermarket Helpers

Sould have kept his eyes peeled.
These puns are getting cornea, must be my aqueous humor.