Supermarket Funnies
I saw one spoof sketch somewhere recently where after following a lot of conflicting and confusing instructions, the machine was finally able to get the customers put the shopping bag on their head - whereupon the machine said to the one next to it, "I told you I'd be able to get somebody to do that!" 
it's the first item in the list that gets the LOL moment 
@MKSlinky I thought perhaps it was one of those "Buy 24 condoms, get free parsley" offers.
I see it's ok to buy regular condoms when there is no check-out 'girl' to impress.
I think you're missing the point.., the on-screen message is referring to the personal care item which in this instance is the condoms. Checking the size & fit before you buy is one thing but asking for assistance might be too much of a temptation for some people. I can imagine the queues of men at the changing rooms waiting for a helping hand! 
@MKSlinky Thank you, I got the joke the first time, I just thought I'd have a bit of fun with the parsley (no not THAT kind of fun).
That's okay by me, I'm pretty easy going, some people it's root vegetables whilst others seem to prefer squash's. The mind boggles how you use parsley though?
