Sunday Fun... Someone nicked the Wind Chimes, what shall we do ?

[#1]

Sunday Fun... Someone nicked the Wind Chimes, what shall we do ?
Didn't you hear anything?
I've rung the police, they laughed and asked if I'd be able to recognise them if I ever heard them again.
Call 999 and ask to be put through to the Meteorological office.. Wind Chime Crime must be stopped!
Better still call the Serious Chime Squad
Maybe you could go and beg on the street with a sign.... "Buddy can you spare a chime"
It was probably a Chime of Passion.
The Chime rates gone up then..
I blame the Chimeminister..
Come on guys its chime to take this seriously.
When you rang the police, what number did you ring? "Chime Chime Chime"
It's a serious matter. If the police catch them, they'll undoubtedly do chime for it.

Chime in whenever you want !!!

[#2]

Did you get a chime number when you reported it?  
Better get the Chime Investigation Department on it!  
Who said "Chime doesn't pay!"? 

[#3]

It's the start of a chime wave! 
Nah, it'll soon blow over. 

[#4]

Hmmm..... a sign of the chimes I'm afraid!