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Strange labeling on products

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Strange labeling on products

Just caught sight of this on a bottle of WATER.
V Suitable for Vegetarians.
Now what I want to know is what water is unsuitable for them? Or conversely what water is suitable for me as a red blooded meat eater  Wink
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Re: Strange labeling on products

Tap water......it's good for everyone.
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Re: Strange labeling on products

Not when drinking others filtered human waste / drugs etc Sad
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Re: Strange labeling on products

On a deodorant stick...
"Instructions for use. Remove cap and push up bottom".
I don't wear a cap!

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Re: Strange labeling on products

I am surprised, that I am yet to see the "May contain nuts or traces thereof" Tongue
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Not when drinking others filtered human waste / drugs etc Sad

Best not read this then http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_cycle Wink

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Re: Strange labeling on products

True story, on the inside of a carton of 6 eggs from the Co-op:
"Contains egg"
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Re: Strange labeling on products

on my packet of peanuts, "warning this product may contain nuts"
if it doesn't I want my fucking money back !!!!!
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
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Re: Strange labeling on products

Strangely that warning does make sense as peanuts are not actually nuts.
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Re: Strange labeling on products

on a bag of mixed nuts ?
another great one from the food cupboard today is "warning may contain traces of peanuts " on a jar of crunch peanut butter ......it better y bloody well contain more than traces
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
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Re: Strange labeling on products

Quote from: nozzer
On a deodorant stick...
"Instructions for use. Remove cap and push up bottom".
I don't wear a cap!

No comment.  Crazy
John