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VileReynard
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Speed Cop

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James
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Re: Speed Cop

Wow.  A whole 6 weeks.
Superuser
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Re: Speed Cop

Anyone fancy doing a little experiment?  Go drive 30mph over the speed limit and see if you can get away with only a 6 week ban!
Phil
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Re: Speed Cop

That's crazy, for anyone else it's 1 year +
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Re: Speed Cop

I wondered what he would get when I started this thread.
Can't say I'm at all surprised.
No doubt he pleaded guilty and said he was very sorry...Ahhhhh Angry
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He has cooperated fully with the police.

He IS the [Censored] police.
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deekay
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Re: Speed Cop

In my opinion, it won't make any difference to the officer. He'll simply be chauffered everywhere.
Changing the subject, but still on with speeding, have you seen this?
Keith.

    Subject: FW: Top this for a speeding ticket...

       
Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road.  One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.
       
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.
       
Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.
       
Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:
       
"Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.  Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.  Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.
       
        Good Day..."
       
pcoventry
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Re: Speed Cop

Cheesy Cheesy
Midnight_Caller
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Re: Speed Cop

deekay
That is one of the best ones, that I have herd.  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
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Speeding Cop gets Busted.....
According to the news this morning there's loads of them in South Yorkshire alone, all  not convicted.
Well...aren't we all surprised to hear about that Roll eyes
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dennisb66
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Re: Speed Cop

Maybe we should install these in his region, see link
        http://www.ostendo.co.za/?p=2664
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Re: Speed Cop

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Maybe we should install these in his region

I agree....as I previously did in my original thread but he could have been made an example of....like the rest of us are Sad
It would appear that we should all drive pool cars and then we could deny driving the vehicle when caught on camera.
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