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Silly Email

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Silly Email

Just been sent this silly email, by a friend....
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks,
while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.






















They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."


made me smile.  Smiley
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Re: Silly Email

lol
I need a new signature... i'm bored of the old one!
TORPC
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Re: Silly Email

LMFAO
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Re: Silly Email

I got sent this one today:
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Subject: IRISH TEXTING
This is a fine example of the Irish way with words . . .
Paddy texts his wife:
“Just having one more pint with the lads.
If I am not back in 20 minutes, read this message again.”

Call me 'w23'
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198kHz
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Re: Silly Email

Things are looking up - two good laughs in one thread - thanks guys.  Grin
Not young enough to know everything
Midnight_Caller
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Re: Silly Email

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made me smile.  Smiley

Me too!  Smiley  Wink