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Shock & Roll

Infinity
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Shock & Roll

Muslim student shocked after buying packet of Asda cheese and onion roll pastries that contained a PORK sausage roll
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2774902/Muslim-student-shocked-buying-packet-Asda-cheese-oni...
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TORPC
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Registered: 08-12-2013

Re: Shock & Roll

Sounds staged for some compo
Heres a quote from the article
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Asda said only cheese and onion rolls had been processed on that particular production run, and the one previous to that – and there had been no other complaints.

Moreover
How can Asda check to see if the SCARY sausage roll came from any of their production line(s)
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It’s in my freezer now.

I think he bought it for himself, got it mixed up when placing in the microwave for his mother, & concocted this story to cover his gluteus maximus (from what ever punishment that he could of ensued)
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Quickly spotted wrong meat-filling after putting it in microwave to cook

If he was allegedly that quick,
Wouldn't his beady eyes have spotted it before he put it in the microwave
Perhaps
Saying a prayer for the offended sausage roll, (might make it less scary) ?Huh