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I thought people might like this:
Quote To be politically correct hair colour and sex has been left out of this episode....
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when someone came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' Blondie replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'
She also said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its bonnet up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'
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|jelv (a.k.a Spoon Whittler)|
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