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Rent arrears

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Rent arrears

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Dear Householder,
This is a 10 (ten) days' notice regarding your rent arrears. As of today your rent is behind by #2000 and it is a breach of the Residential Tenancies Law and our Tenancy Agreement.
The payment in the amount of two thousand pounds must be paid within next 10 (ten) working days. If you do not make this payment in the next 10 (ten) days, we will apply to the court to end your tenancy, and for you to pay all the rent owed.
We attach a copy of your rent record for you to check with your bank statements or receipts, see it here hxxxttpxxxxx://sauxxxxxxxxxxvetage-informxxxxxxxxxatique.com/acc/df37272.56.zip
Best regards,
General Manager of the Leasing Company

Please can someone lend me #2000..... so I can pay my rent arrears to this guy in POLAND ....
It is addressed to "Lodger"  ( followed by my email address)... Grin
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Fortunately I had a tax refund so managed to collect enough together to pay mine. Smiley
It does seem a bit odd though as I paid my mortgage off 4 years ago Undecided
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So, what currencty is  " # " then? and what is the going exchange rate ?  Huh
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I wasn't sure on that so I let the bank take care of it.
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You lot are a bunch of amateurs. I aimed high and got my $20 million from King Fred Hans Piper of Nigera !
I've just got to meet him with a suitcase of money so he can release my funds ......
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That's a little unfair, we all have to start somewhere.
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Well it seems I have rent arrears with several companies at #2000 a time Cheesy
A small loan from Dom S of around #30,000 should cover it  Crazy

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I have the descendants of an unfortunate Nigerian Prince who are willing to pay, after a small administration fee of course.
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So, what currencty is  " # " then? and what is the going exchange rate ?   Huh

I have a smarties tube lid with that symbol on it so that must be what it is.  Not sure of the official exchange rate but, not being at all greedy, I'd happily exchange it for a penny (£0.01 UK Sterling), plus a modest postage and packing fee of £0.50 and £10.50 handling charge, can't say fairer than that! Wink
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I'll lend you the money as soon as the bank I've never banked with unfreezes my account!  Wink
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I have won millions over the years on various national lotteries The money hasn't actually arrived yet, but when it does I will add it to all the PPI compensation I am apparently due and throw a huge party on my private yacht, to which you will all be invited  Cheesy Cool
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Will that be the one you bought off 7up  Roll eyes
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Yeah I decided to flog it off now I have myself a floating airport floating off the Thames which i might be able to lease to the UK government  Cheesy
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Am I the only person that loves getting these email?  Grin
It always brightens my day!
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Nope... I enjoy them too.... that`s why I post them on here... for those who don`t get them... poor peeps ! !    Grin