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Quackers !!

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Quackers !!

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Re: Quackers !!

You wouldn't want to feed that lot!
Call me 'w23'
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I'm sure the intention is that they feed us !!
Wonder where he keeps the Oranges ?
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reminds me of an very old duck joke:
Three men died together in a terrible accident. Fortunately, they went to heaven.
On Arrival at the pearly gates St. Peter informs them, "We only have one rule here: Don't step on the ducks, as they are God's favorite creation."
They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first man accidentally steps on one, along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman you've ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever."
The next day the second man steps on a duck, and sure enough, St. Peter comes with another real ugly woman and chains them together.
Seeing this, the third man is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. Then one day, St. Peter comes along with this beautiful woman, a blue-eyed blonde, very young, stunning and sexy. He chains them together and leaves without saying a word.
The man remarks, "Wow! This is great! I wonder what I did to deserve this?"
The Blonde says, "I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck."
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Re: Quackers !!

ROTFLMAO
Didn't expect that punch line - made my day Grin

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In respect of the above mentioned joke......
a "not so ugly" duckling (?) ......
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32369450@N02/7395843160/in/photostream
and here`s one I saw earlier,...... (3 months ago! )
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32369450@N02/7038085487/in/photostream
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This should be in the Duck thread, I'm complaining to a Mod  Cheesy Grin
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And this Mod is ignoring the complaint and this thread as well
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That's not allowed, I'm going to look for a Forum Rule about it  Crazy
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They'll Duck the issue, with good reason.