Protect your home from damage

[#1]

An email from ComparetheMarket.com (other insurers are available) I received today claims to "Protect your home from damage"

This is great news and something I will look into further.

My previous insurers have only offered to pay for replacement of items and cost of damage repair up to 100%.

I do wonder how Comparethemarket are going to protect my property. I hope it doesn't entail taking it away and locking it up in a warehouse.

[#2]

It's easy, they build another house around your actual house to protect your house from damage...

Dunno how it'd work on a terraced house though...

[#3]

They will probably build a wall around it, and soundproof it against the opposition opera singing prat...

[#4]

It works by stopping you doing handyman work around the house.

[#5]

Hey! I'm pretty good at DIY. I've started lots of jobs around the house.

[#6]

If you run out I have plenty that I keep putting off.

[#7]

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@shutter wrote:

They will probably build a wall around it, and soundproof it against the opposition opera singing prat...

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Now he's toned it down a bit I don't mind him so much - infact after that stupid go compare village I'm glad to see him back.. and I hated him originally.