Polar bears in Scotland

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The Daily Telegraph today reports polar bears in remote Scottish island due to global warming melting ice.

Any other news reports of this type today? 

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Penguins being hatched on the Isle of Eigg? 

.... or this from the Guardian.

[#3]

^^^^^^^^ haha

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We're saved, Santa Claus rounded the bears up.

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@AlaricAdair wrote:

The Daily Telegraph today reports polar bears in remote Scottish island due to global warming melting ice.

Any other news reports of this type today? 

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If they were in Scotland, how would they like a diet of Sturgeon?

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@AlaricAdair  If they had actually got to Scotland, the SNP could demand a referendum on what to do with them.  The question could be:  Should Scotland keep the polar bears and leave the UK or get rid of the polar bears and remain in the UK?

The majority would opt for keeping the polar bears and the SNP would get the result they want regarding independence.  You see, it's all about how you ask the question.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/31/april-fools-day-2017-best-fake-news/