Two alleged pet thieves who wrestled a python in the car park of a McDonald's restaurant have been labelled 'dumb and dumber' by Australian police. As astonished fast-food customers looked on, the pair tussled with the five-foot snake - named Boris - which they're believed to have stolen from a Melbourne pet shop. Boris was described as 'not happy' at being removed from his container in the shop by the men, aged 22 and 24. 'In all honesty, it's just a case of dumb and dumber,' Detective Sergeant Andrew Beams remarked to public broadcaster ABC. 'Anyone who gets out there with a one-and-a-half metre python in a McDonald's car park, they're pretty dumb.'