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Perfect for Puns

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Perfect for Puns

If every there was a news item brim full of puns it has to be this one.....http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-32050266
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Re: Perfect for Puns

Beanz Meanz Kraft, doesn't really work... Grin
I'm sure someone'll fart out a new slogan though... Grin
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Re: Perfect for Puns

Suppose it'll be 157 varieties now!  Cheesy
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"HP Sauce and Lea & Perrins, which produces Worcestershire sauce, are Kraft Heinz brands likely to be familiar to people in the UK."
The BBC forgot Cadbury's.
There must be a gag there about cocoa beans.
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Re: Perfect for Puns

Unless they've tacked this on the bottom since you read it?
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In 2010, Kraft took over chocolate firm Cadbury, but in 2012 spun the firm off as part of its global snacks business Mondelez, which includes brands such as Oreo biscuits and Trident gum.
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Heinz, Kraft and the chief executive....

Warren Buffett Grin Grin Grin
As for puns... only the SmartOnes will come up with any Wink

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Re: Perfect for Puns

Well i'm about to Katchup on this thread  Cheesy
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