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TTman
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PPI

 Now the ability to claim ppi has finished what will s poor pensioner do as the PPI phone calls will stop and when the free tv licence is taken away the only human contact we will get is pdgeon english calls from the microsoft indian scammers. What a lonely life it will be then!!!!!Will life be worth living with no one on the phone to wind up!Crazy3Ticked off

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Re: PPI

More free time....? 


boring ?  


Really ?   

there`s loads of things to do.... for instance....

go out and about....using your free bus pass, or cheap day ticket on the train.

then you can be .....

mugging young druggies, for their cash and stash.... 

vandalising telephone boxes... if you can find one...

Steal a motor scooter, and strip it down for the parts.

Go up market and try cars, if the scooters don`t bring in enough cash.

Or, how about bicycles?  There seems to be plenty of them left locked up to the out of the way lamp post, telegraph pole for street sign..

 

More suggestions welcome... !

 

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Re: PPI

No need to put yourself at risk....simply set up your own phone scam, plenty of mugs out there with money burning a hole in their pockets.

Move out to Marbella or some other sunny place so you can spend all the money you rake in on wine, women and song or whatever.

Run the scam from there, we will be out of the EU soon so providing you are just ripping people off  in the UK the EU will make little effort to ship you back here, indeed you are bringing money into their country.

But remember....do it big time.......if you get caught the more money you have scammed the lower your sentence will be....might even get off with that highly paid barrister you will hire.

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However... If you like gardening.......

 

( hmm... now, then.... what could I grow that makes money  ? ? ?  )  Undecided

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Re: PPI

Why bother growing.

Step this way guv for a magic mushroom bonanza.

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@shutter wrote:

( hmm... now, then.... what could I grow that makes money  ? ? ?  )  Undecided


 

Crocuses, particularly the one that yields Saffron, that stuff's worth a mint on the street... Cool smiley

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@shutter wrote:

If you like gardening.......

 

( hmm... now, then.... what could I grow that makes money  ? ? ?  )  Undecided


Or failing that, cauliflower!

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@twocvbloke wrote:


 

Crocuses, particularly the one that yields Saffron, that stuff's worth a mint on the street... Cool smiley


That must be what I saw someone dealing in a back lane an hour ago then!  Roll eyes

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Well I was wise enough to invest my succcesful PPI claim in new insulation for the attic and a heatiing and ventilation system to die for. Hard job by-passing the electricty supply but needs and greed must, and neccesity really was the mother of invention.

"This time next year Rodney..."

But don't tell anybody. Lips are sealed

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@shutter

 "there`s loads of things to do.... for instance.... "

Well informed there shutter, a history of your mispent youth? Wink 

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@TTman wrote:

 no one on the phone to wind up


Well you could always make up an ebay problem then go to their help page and select "call back" for some free fun.

 

TTman
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@billnotben sounds a good ideaThumbs Up

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@Minivanman  Kinda !.... Was the Careers Advisor to the W.O.S.N.T.C.

( Worthing Over Sixties Nudist Trampoline Club). Cheesy