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One to cheer up the ladies

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One to cheer up the ladies

A friend sent me this er! joke this morning...
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'
The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure.
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We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Don't be grumpy Strat, it's things like that which lets them think they are in control.
Which of course they are  Embarrassed
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Someone looking over your shoulder Adie?
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Always... shhhhh  Wink
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At least you only have one person.
I've got a webcam looking over mine
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But you don't wave at us  Cry
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What's all the shark fin avatars springing up on the forums?  have I missed something Huh
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Thanks adie, just caught up with all the fun Cool
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Its quite noticeable that a lady (unless I've misjudged the tally so far) has not so far commented.
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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...or someone is hiding their light under a bushel so to speak Embarrassed
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Or someone just knew it anyway!  Roll eyes