One for the English scholars

[#1]

Can you make up a sentence using only two letter words?
The longest I've seen is 26 words: If it is to be so, so is it to be -as it is to be so-as to do it as it is to do
I admit I found this one on the web, and its a couple of years old.
Ok its a sentence, just, can you do better?

[#2]

Actually, reading the sample it could be 27: If it is to be so, so is it to be -as if it is to be so-as to do it as it is to do

[#3]

Another good one to try is how many times you can repeat a word (in a row) and it still make sense.

[#4]

Yes! I've seen that somewhere, but can't remember what it was offhand. vaguely recall it might have been "how" carefully punctuated about eight times. But could easily be wrong.
PS. the shortest two letter sentence is: No!
I think.

[#5]

Quote from: jelv

Another good one to try is how many times you can repeat a word (in a row) and it still make sense.

You mean something like this?
Found on the web: Ann while Bob had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
It need some punctuation to make it comprehensible.

[#6]

mav, that's suffered in the translation.  it used to be:
john, where james had had "had," had had "had had;" "had had" had had the examiner's approval.
the new version must be american.  they translated the new testament and rendered it incomprehensible.

[#7]

I remember something like this, but with the word 'that':
I saw that that, that that that that that jack saw was so.
Still seems to stop at 7 though, and to be honest my head is now spinning.

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The first one of these I came across was only a paltry five but it doesn't take a lot of reading to understand it:
The landlord of the Dog and Duck was having a new sign made. When it came back he wasn't happy with the sign and contacted the signmaker saying:
The spacing isn't the same between Dog and 'and' and 'and' and Duck