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One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

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One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

hmm thats old, remember that being spammed on irc in early 1990's Smiley
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

Why is it that people who keep cats think its OK to unleash them on others at night?
Next door's ginger 'thing' makes such a racket on the extension roof in the early hours of a morning that I think someone is trying to get in.
<RANT>
IF YOU WANT A CAT, KEEP IT INDOORS AS OTHERS DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE YOUR CAT AND SO SHOULD NOT HAVE IT INFLICITED UPON THEM
</RANT>
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

Mods - please move to Rants and Raves as this is certainly no longer friendly chat (at least not to cat lovers).  Sad
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

Sorry Jim
I am a friendly chap but that subject just mkaes my blood boil as with respect I'm sure that after doing a long shift (8.5 hours normal but sometimes 14.5) and you are trying to catch some shut eye that the last thing you want is your slumber disrupted by someone's pet on your roof?
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

No need to apologise - it was all in fun - eventually you might understand my quirky odd mad (delete as appropriate) sense of humour  Crazy
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

try this one http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html
I have no idea how they do this: type in a command and see what happens... Sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc. And... it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized...!! Make sure you type in 'Kiss' too, but... do it last!
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

Pierre - I had this one in an e-mail a while ago and saved it (somewhere). Have just had a play again and made the little doggy bark - it has set my four little terr(i)ors into a frenzy - they've all dashed into the conservatory yapping away thinking that there's an intruder!
Amazing!
Grin
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

I had it in a round robin e-mail to SWMBO today, stripped off all the rubbish just for you and Josie
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

Aaaaah..........thank you.
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

It is a clever one that Pierre - I havbe sent to web address on to some friends - thank you!
After reading Poppy's comment about the barking I did not suggest that command.  Holly is bad enough at looking for other dogs if anything on television whines, barks pr growls!  And if on phone[I use loudspeaker] to Sandra and her dogs bark - well - she gets in a frenzy looking for them!! Shocked
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

found one for TechGuy
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

But not for the rest of us obviously   Shocked
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

I was thinking of this one

Quote from: techguy
Why is it that people who keep cats think its OK to unleash them on others at night?
Next door's ginger 'thing' makes such a racket on the extension roof in the early hours of a morning that I think someone is trying to get in.
<RANT>
IF YOU WANT A CAT, KEEP IT INDOORS AS OTHERS DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE YOUR CAT AND SO SHOULD NOT HAVE IT INFLICITED UPON THEM
</RANT>
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Re: One for dog lovers (or cat haters) - after you Fido, no after you!

True - but where is your picture  Grin