One for Pierre...

[#1]

Say ahhhhhhhh

[#2]

That's my future Sunday lunch 

[#3]

the article is not quite correct, as brown is not the correct colour for that animal, it is normally black and various colours.  Brown is for the tourists.  Lets keep it secret Folks

[#4]

I thought the tartan ones were kept for the tourists.
adie:quote

[#5]

did you mean this one?

or this