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Old man on park bench

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Old man on park bench

I was out for a walk and came across an old man on a park bench, crying. Concerned,I stopped and asked him what was the matter.
He pulled a photograph out, of a beautiful young woman. Blond, perfect figure, incredibly sexy.
"My wife" he said " I met her on a cruise. She's 22 and I'm 74 , but it makes no difference - we love each other. She's a cordon bleu cook, wonderful round the house. We make love daily...several times. And she doesn't want me for my money- I haven't got any. It's all hers."
"So why are you crying, she sounds perfect" I asked.
"I can't remember where I live!" He replied.
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Re: Old man on park bench

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Re: Old man on park bench

I had a wicked reply for you.. But then I forgot it..  Cry