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Now I know what the noise is in here

thisoldman
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Now I know what the noise is in here

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The capsule will be automatically programmed to start vibrating six hours after it’s been swallowed
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One wonders if this capsule will cure pita  Roll eyes
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I wondered what the 'Pita' in Pita Bread meant Undecided
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I've never eaten any so can't comment  Cool
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One wonders if this capsule will cure pita  Roll eyes

Probably incurable nadger, but one could always try four pints of Guinness laced with prune juice and syrup of figs! Failing that, a large gobstopper! Or am I reading you wrongly?  Wink
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I regret to say that you're probably correct and I'm sure that you're on the right wavelength  Roll eyes
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in the op reference, in a later section of the article,it states...."a yeast is being used in trials to treat ibs...... although the exact cause of ibs is unknown....bla bla bla
This is absolute rubbish.
Having recently finished writing a detailed article for the jnl of gastroenterology, i must correct this sweeping nonsensical statement.
the exact cause for a specific patient can be established after hours and months of research into all kinds of factors;diet,lifestyle,mood,genes etc etc,  but this is very expensive and time consumming. Few if any gps or nhs trusts will  undertake such a project on behalf of an individual patient.
Secondly,  there is no universal cure for ibs. It entirely depends on the findings of the above studies, and as such, drug companies are unable to produce individual therapy on simple economic grounds
Given my hypothesis , outlined in the research study,  the majority of ibs cases can trace their aetiology back to a fault  in the gut gene neurotransmitters. Unfortunately this knowledge is useless, simply because the human genome project has so far indicated that  gene replacement therapy can not be applied to a basic transmitter fault,especially when the gut neurotransmitters are related to brain neurotransmitters
Where the ibs  fault can be related  (in many patients) to life style,diet etc, there is still no universal treatment available simply because the  gut  neuro transmitters will react differently in different people to   available medications
Provided your ibs is not gene related but is   life style/diet etc oriented, then  there is the strong possibility of therapeutic improvement thru changes in life style,psychotherapeutic methodologies  and    alternative medicine.
I hope that clarifies the situation for some people.....   I have deliberately left out all references as these amount to just over 700 clinical study reviews.
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For isb read ibs, methinks. Roll eyes
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yes tx you john  its all about  irritable  bowel symptom    ibs

either my keyboard is on the brink or iv had too much caffeine
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Nooo he's right...   irritating st**** b******     Cheesy
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 yes tx you john   its all about   irritable  bowel symptom    ibs

It's irritable bowel SYNDROME
So you're a medic then?
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wish .......since i discovered all my gps are on a basic of 136k per annum
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You're worth more than that TOM!  Grin
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tx you nozzer  but i doubt that after my experience in the local shop yesterday.

Taking the p..s  i casually said to one of the check out girls    "take me out"
sure she said......and immediately produced a  water pistol and sprayed me.had this happened in the usa i dread to think........