Not content with hammering us at cricket now they are going to give us the flu

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Note - this came from the Sky News site

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Bless you @Oldjim

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I don't mind the Daily Mail posts as I read it, but @Oldjim you as an ex-mod should know better to bring these forums down to this level 

(Yes that's a joke BTW I am not being serious).

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I wonder if all those unused bird flu and swine flu vaccinations might come in handy?  I've just had a bad cold, which is somewhat unusual for me, let's hope it was a mild version of Aussie flu and that I'm now immune.

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So which one of them is typhoid Mary?

Ant or Dec.

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I blame it on the pig's 'female bits' that contestant had to eat in the final programme.