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Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

pierre_pierre
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Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

About Cats and Dogs

What is a cat?

- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.
What is a dog?
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

You should be on the telly with insights like that  Grin
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

so, how do you square the sexes?  there are male cats and female dogs.  how does one categorise them?
pierre_pierre
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

We were not allowed to say bitches
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

you dodged the question, pierre.
pierre_pierre
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

Well if you learn a foreign language like French or Italian, you will find all sorts of Odd things as masculine or feminine i.e. Table
Heloman
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

Its quite OK to say bitch in French - "chienne"!
Still dodging the question ?
Heloman
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

Now why was that word censored in my post, but not the same word in reply # 3 ?
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

[self censored]
no censored in mine either. odd.
edit: self censored so as not to offend others.
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jmd
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

Well, like have said before you can use Holly, Prudence, Hettie, Poppy, Dilys, Paddy, Denver, Missy..........................................
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Re: Never mind the Snow its Cats and Dogs Time

plural of [censored]