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Never ever agin Part 2

thisoldman
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Never ever agin Part 2


Sad    I was having a wee walk down the village with doggy, when suddenly,out of the blue, maisie ( the notorious village gossip) appeared.
Oh my she said  what did ya dae to madgie.
Pardon i said.
Shes in the hossy.
The hossy?
strange vocabularies the natives here have lol
The hospital.
OMG i silently thought..........the pedigree chum was not a good idea.
I plucked up the courage..........what happened to her.
Knocked up
I beg your pardon
Bill knocked her up against the bin ootside sheilas wee hoose
How did he do that
wi his scooter.
he rammed into her and sent her flying aginst the bin.
Omg
Shes goat a brokin hip.
is bill ok.
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
whats the matter with him.
hes goat a broken leg
how did he do that
when he fell off the scooter................oan top o madge.
but wee bessie saw them an called the doctors.
oic
there both in the same hossie.
ok well give them my regards .
ur ye no ganging tae see them?

no sorrry i think id better pass on that one.
Images of ward chaos/fights/food throwing  seemed to rush through my mind.
ill send a get well card.
did ye enjoy dining them
pass. oh see the time i must fly nice talking to you bye
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Re: Never ever agin Part 2

Looks like it`s time to contact Kirsty and Phil on "Location Location"> ! ! ! Cheesy
thisoldman
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Re: Never ever agin Part 2

location location?    and get myself stranded by ryanair  i think not lol
WildRose52
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Re: Never ever agin Part 2


ThisOldMan,
Do you actually write these yourself?
They are good.  
Keep em coming.
thisoldman
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Re: Never ever agin Part 2

tx you wildrose.      yes i do write these and i have copyrighted them    perhaps some day mills and boon may notice me.lol

another point......I used to be a univ don but you sure beat me and everyone else for your ability to post links/refernces etc etc.  Have you never considered becomming a researcher?
WildRose52
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ThisOldMan,
I hope you get some recognition some day.
At least it proves that good /clean humour can still raise a laugh.
In answer to your question: no I dont want to be a researcher -
or at least not more than what I already do  (going grey with it
now lol)
It would be good if you could get all these in a book.
Have you ever tried?

mentalist3d
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Re: Never ever agin Part 2

@thisoldman: both stories were good, made me smile. I think I would have thrown them out though, as soon as they asked for their 1st beer (it's all mine lol)
pierre_pierre
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Re: Never ever agin Part 2

there not alone
Midnight_Caller
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Re: Never ever agin Part 2

@thisoldman, So the horror continues, time to move.
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@pierre, Nice one, made me laff, But I had to get my lass to read it to me.