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My Parrot is dead ?

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My Parrot is dead ?

My beautiful, very talkative and quite old Parrot was lying in the bottom of its cage this morning.
It appeared to be dead, but I wasn't sure, it may just have been very poorly.
So I took the Parrot to the Vets, and he said he would run some tests.
He laid the Parrot on the Examination Table, had a really good look at it, and said he wasn't sure, and would try a couple of things........
His assistant brought in a Labrador, which had a good sniff, and wandered around the Examination Table, then looked at the Vet and shook its head.
Then his assistant brought in a Cat, placed it on the Examination Table next to the Parrot, and the Cat looked at the head of the parrot, then looked at the feet and claws, then repeated this.
The Cat then looked at the Vet, and also shook its head.

The Vet declared that the Parrot was indeed well and truly Dead.
The assistant brought in the bill ( the Parrots Bill !! ) for the Inspection and Confirmation of Death.
The bill was for £500  !!!
After I picked myself up from the floor, I asked the Vet why the bill was so high......

He said to me........

Well, we've done a Lab Test, and a Cat Scan, and that is why the bill is so high !!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxbM7-jAD0
I was reminded of this......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Series_1/53.htm


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Re: My Parrot is dead ?

EEK!
If thats a cat scan then what was that round spinning thing I went through? lol
I need a new signature... i'm bored of the old one!
All4One
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Re: My Parrot is dead ?

Vortex / Maelstrom. Make sure you carry string next time to find your way back.
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Re: My Parrot is dead ?

Grin
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