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Mistaken Identity

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Mistaken Identity

A dog has been poisoned at Crufts. The owners think the dog was mistaken for another dog in the show.
Dog Posioned
Police say they are following all leads.
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Re: Mistaken Identity

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Police say they are following all leads.

I caught that report on the morning t.v.... and the presenter/reporter was straight faced when he said that line.... not sure if he really knwe what he had said.....  Roll eyes
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Re: Mistaken Identity

maybe he should have taken a paws to consider his remark Wink
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It's a sorry tail Cry

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Re: Mistaken Identity

You're a wag Mav Smiley
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I'm sure the Police will soon be feeling the collar of the person responsible.
A lady dog goes into a Police station to report she has been raped.
The office on duty asks for a description of the perpetrator.
The lady dog replies "I didn't see his face"  Lips are sealed
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You're a wag Mav Smiley

A good dog pun may be your key to success Wink
Kee-pup the good work  Cheesy

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Re: Mistaken Identity

just another shaggy dog story
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Re: Mistaken Identity

One which they just sniffed out.
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Apparently there have been further reports of poisoning.
They're feeling a little ruff and it becoming a bone of contention Sad

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Two very old blokes sitting in the pub enjoying a pint. One has a dog under the table, which is licking it's nether quarters (as they do!). The other bloke says "By God George, I wish I could do that!", to which the first bloke replies "well just throw him a crisp and he might let you!"

My dog thinks it's a blacksmith, because every time I kick him in the nuts he makes a bolt for the door.
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Another thread littered with puns Smiley
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I know... I canine take it anymore Wink

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I hope the mods don't pull the pug on this thread Smiley
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We're barking mad Smiley Smiley