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Missing Woman Joins Search Party

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Missing Woman Joins Search Party

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Steve
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Just when you think you have heard it all, the mind continues to be boggled.

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I wonder who "found" her and what was the first thing they said to her?

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Just goes to show that the art of common sense is a dying trait, "Hey, where's xyz? Are you still here? Oh, there you are, never mind, let's go!", humanity has a bleak future...........

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billnotben wrote:

I wonder who "found" her and what was the first thing they said to her?


Something like "Mrs Livingstone I presume"?Funny

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A friend and his wife, both keen golfers, went on a club trip to a seaside course by coach, on the way back the coach stopped at a service station for the usual comfort break, when they came back to the clubhouse the wife was nowhere to be seen, the members asked my friend as to why he had noticed that his wife was not on the bus, he said he was sat with his mates taking about the round of golf and thought she was sat somewhere else Embarrassed she got her own back though by coming back in a taxi Grin       

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@2u2me  How did she get her own back?  Are you suggesting that women are not capable of paying for their own taxis?

Since the incident in the article occured in Iceland, it would probably be quite quick just to do a roll call of the entire population.

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Jonpe wrote:

Since the incident in the article occured in Iceland, it would probably be quite quick just to do a roll call of the entire population.


I was just wondering why a there wasn't a roll call.

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@Jonpe I haven`t a clue what you are on about? this [s]indecent[/s] happened to a member at my golf club, he and his wife are good friends of mine and it made most of the members of the club have a good chuckle, mind  you this happened in real life not in [s]fantasy[/s] forum land !

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indecent ?

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My word.. dailystar links now.. what have we come to lol

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Would you have preferred the Daily Mail @7up Wink

I didn't.

Interesting comparison though.

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The Mail story is from 2012 and the Star is from 2014 Funny

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Exactly.

Takes 2 years for another media organisation to pick up on it and yet if that had been posted here on the PN forum with the DM link, people would have slated it because the DM were talking trash as it was not covered elsewhere.

Seems the DM are just light years ahead of the others..Wink

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Just about choked on my coffee. DM light years ahead of others lol.