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Milk problem

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Milk problem

I bought a tin of evaporated milk the other day.
When I opened the tin the milk was still there.
I took it back to the shop and got a refund.

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TORPC
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Re: Milk problem

I bought a can of red bull a while back
However to my disappointment
I never grew any wings
Shop never gave me my money back Sad
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Re: Milk problem

Quote from: TORPC
I bought a can of red bull a while back

Did it even have any part of a red bull inside or was it that foul tasting drink?  Cheesy
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Re: Milk problem

I've baited several traps with Angel's Delight, but haven't caught any yet.
Now Zen, but a +Net residue.
TORPC
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Re: Milk problem

IIRC it was the latter Wink
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You need one of these traps Wink
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Re: Milk problem

I phoned the electrician, but he said he couldn`t come, as he was on Light Duties.
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Re: Milk problem

Our binmen provide a rubbish service.
Call me 'w23'
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Re: Milk problem

I bought some bottled water the other day...Just checked, it's still water!
TORPC
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Re: Milk problem

I went to a Shark to get a loan
& the Shark said
"Go & see food" Roll eyes Cheesy
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Re: Milk problem

I opened an Aunt Bessie frozen "Toad in the Hole" and all I got were two sausages!!
And I couldn't see through it...
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Milk problem

That's a pity because once you've eaten the Toad you can use the hole for all sorts of things.
Like if you drop something in a large tank of water and can't see to retrieve it.
Simply drop your hole into the tank, the water runs out, you retrieve your lost object, retrieve your hole and refill the tank.
I'm sure others can find uses for a hole.

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Re: Milk problem

I am sure there are a hole lot of uses for holes  Cheesy
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I've baited several traps with Angel's Delight, but haven't caught any yet.

I'm having no luck either with Fairy Liquid.  Sad
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Re: Milk problem

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I'm sure others can find uses for a hole.

You mean the one I'm always telling people like I need in my head?
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
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Re: Milk problem

I often keep one in my pocket (just in case of emergency).
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