Look out! 100ft asteroid

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3477300/Look-100ft-asteroid-203-TX68-pass-just-15-000...
Dont panic

[#2]

The latest news from number 10 is that the asteroid will hit the earth if we vote to leave the EU.

[#3]

I'll take the asteroid thanks, at least you know what an asteroid will do to the nation...

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We have got used to seeing things measured in units of "the size of Wales". I think that this is the first time I have seen "the size of whales" used.
Unlike Wales, whales come in a range of sizes from  dwarf sperm whale to  blue whale so the unit of measurement chosen in the article is meaningless.

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Yebbut, how many whales can you get into an Olympic sized swimming pool?

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Look out! 100ft asteroid

Good job it`s not a  haemorrhoid 

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Now that's gonna smart a tad

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Need a giant comfy cushion to deal with the asteroid.