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Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

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Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

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Re: Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

I paws'd for thought when I saw this headline  Cheesy
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Re: Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

From the first photo I thought it was a new type of catalytic converter Cheesy

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Re: Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

From the picture of it in the rear of that car it looks like it's been out all night cubbin Wink
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I understand that at the time it had became the mane attraction Cool

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Re: Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

You're supposed to put a Tiger in your Tank !!
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Reminds me of when I was a child and my dad usually used Esso. But there were occasions when the car would jerk a little and it was at those times that he told me that he went to a different garage and they put a kangeroo in instead of the tiger Grin Cheesy

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Re: Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

Makes a change from a nodding dog on the parcel shelf.
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The guy might have thought he'd bought a 'Li-ion' battery!  Grin Grin Grin
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Re: Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

The pun masters can take some pride in this thread.
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Re: Lion cub loose - cue even more puns than in the news story

I think it had a purrfect ending.
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Perhaps if he was well-groomed he could have been a dandy-lion Cheesy
A lion, a tiger, and a bear were sitting on a hill. They were getting hungry. Below them, three men walked by, a Frenchman, an Italian and a Czech man. The lion said 'I haven't had French food in a while'. So, he ran off and ate the French man. The tiger said, 'I'm hungry for some Italian food'. So, he ran off and ate the Italian man. The bear looked at the remaining man, and said 'I guess it's my turn to get the Czech'!

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Jumps in and roars down the road.
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Cat-astrophic! Grin
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