Linux - is it maid in France?

[#1]

Remember that gorgeous bra advert with the caption "I can't cook - Who cares?"
This Linux background just reminded me!
(So no clean Windows, but hey - would YOU care?) 
http://technology.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/109886/

[#2]

" LINUX Is it maid in France"
I think it is better described as a "Damsel in Distress"

[#3]

I saw that fair maiden a couple of days ago on usenet, but I don't think that even she could entice me back to Ubuntu!
This sends a far more blunt message, and is not distro-specific 
http://www.pc-freak.net/penguins/slide_20.html

[#4]

Presumably a maid in france would be a "femme de chambre". 

[#5]

Peut-être vous voulez quelque chose pour la nuit 
First linux installation I did, back in 1999, came from cover disc of computer mag I bought in France.

[#6]

1969?  That a typo? 

[#7]

Quote from: nadger

Peut-être vous voulez quelque chose pour la nuit

[#8]

google said Maybe you want something for the night

[#9]

Quote from: David

1969?  That a typo?

Having one of those days - should have read 1999
@p_p It's all in the mind and not a referral to barber's shops

[#10]

I use one of theses

[#11]

Quote from: pierre_pierre

I use one of theses

Why the plural of thesis?