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Lifes Mysteries!!

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Lifes Mysteries!!

Why? is there never any water in the kettle when I want to make a cup of tea...
If life's glass can be half full or half empty, why does it always seem to be half empty for me?
Why does Murphy's Law always seem logical to me?
Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

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Because that`s the way life is.....  Cheesy  .. live it.... !.      Wink    . you`re only here once...... Roll eyes
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Re: Lifes Mysteries!!

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you`re only here once...... Roll eyes

Well that's one theory anyway Lips are sealed
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Re: Lifes Mysteries!!

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If life's glass can be half full or half empty, why does it always seem to be half full empty for me?

Now now, we have the odd member or two here who will give you a hard time for that negative attitude..  Wink
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Why? is there never any water in the kettle when I want to make a cup of tea...
Because who ever used it last was into energy saving mode to save the planet or just reduce the electricity bill by only boiling sufficient water for their cup.
Now if you can persuade the previous user to put some more water in the kettle after using it "you are a better man than I am Gunga Din"