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Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

TORPC
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Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

Ask Jess any question you like & see how accurate she is or see her unexpected random answers  Wink
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Ask Jess about Plusnet
Your Question: how accurate are you
Great! Is there anything else I can help you with?

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Ask Jess about Plusnet
Your Question: what is my name
I don't think you've told me your name yet?
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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

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Your Question: what colour is your hair?
My hair is blonde, as you can see.

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Your Question: Whats the time?
According to my clock, its 22:07:46 on 13 February 2014.

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Your Question: How many people work at plusnet?
For information about working at Plusnet, please see careers.plus.net. If this isn't what you're looking for, please reword your question so I can help you.

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Your Question: what is broadband?
For information about broadband, take a look at our page on broadband support. Alternatively, check out our BT broadband speed tester page. You can also see our troubleshooting for standard broadband. If this isn't what you're looking for, please reword your question so I can help you.

50/50 so far..  Wink
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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

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Your Question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
To get the best out of your broadband, please see our speed tips guide. If you'd like to find out more about how broadband speeds works, check out our broadband speed basics page. If this isn't what you're looking for, please reword your question so I can help you.

Not what I was expecting ...
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Your Question: What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
That depends on which book you read. Do you have any other questions about Plusnet I can help you with?

Looks to me like one of the developers wanted to put that Easter egg in there but decided not to.
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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

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Your Question: will you go out with me
I'm sorry, but I'm washing my hair.

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Been the story of my life Wink
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Your Question: What about dinner
I have no idea, something healthy perhaps?

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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

I don't fancy that Jess - she's a bit racist.
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Your Question: What is your skin colour?
I'm British. Do you have any questions about Plusnet I can help you with?

TORPC
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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

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Your Question: how tall are you
I don't think that's relevant right now. Do you have any questions about Plusnet I can help you with?

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Your Question: What language do you program in
I understand you're looking for information about a program, but I'm not sure exactly what you mean. Please reword your question so I can help you.

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Your Question: What is java
Unfortunately, I’m not sure what you’d like to know. Could you please reword your question? A short sentence or a few key words will usually help.

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Your Question: what code are you programmed in
I understand you're looking for information about a program, but I'm not sure exactly what you mean. Please reword your question so I can help you.
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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

Well TORPC as a developer, I think Jess has done pretty well at answering your programming questions as a human female would Tongue
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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

She's not a patch on Eliza. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

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Re: Lets have some fun with Jess @ http://www.plus.net/help/

I preferred Ms Dewey
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+1  Tongue
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Drat, my lucks out:
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Your Question: have you got a sister?
My name is Jess. I'm a Virtual Assistant, and I'm here to answer questions you have about Plusnet. Please ask me one question at a time

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Your Question: whats your mum like?
I love Plusnet!

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Your Question: whos your daddy?
My name is Jess. I'm a Virtual Assistant, and I'm here to answer questions you have about Plusnet. Please ask me one question at a time.

I think she's trying to tell me she's not interested!  Cheesy
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Your Question: You are very pretty
Why thank you, I'm sure you're very nice as well. Is there anything I can help you with?
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Your Question: do you kiss on first dates ?
I'm sorry, but there's no chance of that.
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Your Question: Do you serve food in here
I'm not that hungry right now, but I like to eat healthily when I do.

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Your Question: what music do you like ?
Unfortunately I don't have much time to listen to music, but on the odd occasion I do, I like listening to brass band renditions of classic songs.