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Let me make your fortune

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Let me make your fortune

I've just built a television with a future look-forward module. It allows me to tune into the Lottery results a year ahead. If you send me £10,000 by Western Union I'll send you a video clip of next year's result of the lottery draw including the jackpot amount. Please don't tell anyone about this opportunity.  Wink
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Re: Let me make your fortune

I think that £10,000 is a bit pricey..... how about £1,000 ? 
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Re: Let me make your fortune

10,000 squids is on its way!  Cheesy
Geoff,
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Re: Let me make your fortune

You silly burk!.... now I shall have to send 10,000 squids too .....
Angry
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Re: Let me make your fortune

Quote from: shutter
..... how about £1,000 ? 

I'll take that provided you promise to share 10% of your winnings with me.
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Re: Let me make your fortune

Here's your 10,000 squid -
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Re: Let me make your fortune

Quote from: shutter
You silly burk!.... now I shall have to send 10,000 squids too .....
Angry

Don't worry shutter, i can help you out there because you've just won a guaranteed jackpot of £25,000 from 7up lottery services inc!
Just send me a cheque for £64.99 for our "processing fee" and you shall get your cheque within the next 30 days  Wink
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Re: Let me make your fortune

You're all paying too much.
For the same investment I can get you a share in my Uncles Nigerian diamond mine.
I can guarantee excellent returns.
Or if you like you can invest in the gold mine next door instead.