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Les Dawson Classic One Liners

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Les Dawson Classic One Liners

I said to the chemist: “Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?” He said: “Why?” I said: “She keeps waking up.”
My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

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