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Latest Joke & More
30-07-2007 11:09 PM
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alias (The Grinder) Did you here the one about the Teddy Bear that was working on a building site . One day as he returned from his tea break he noticed that his pick had been nicked, so he went to the site forman to report it missing, but the forman said "It,s ok mate todays the day that teddy bears have there picks nicked anyway. Tee Hee.
Right, down to the serious stuff, as it happens I play the game called squash and was wondering if any one out there would be interested in playing on a friendly basis. I live on the Wirral and play at a club called the OC Club Formely the Octel Club in Bromborough Wirral. At Present I play in the North west counties 4th div. So if you want to become interested in playing on a friendly basis, p.s it dos,nt matter what level you play at or your age or Genere please get in touch my e-mail address is jcampbell1950@yahoo.co.uk
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31-07-2007 8:11 PM
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it's the way i tell em he he
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01-08-2007 9:07 AM
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01-08-2007 9:09 AM
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01-08-2007 10:09 AM
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Quote from: Chris ![]()
Actually made me laugh!
🙂 Me too!!
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01-08-2007 10:49 AM
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01-08-2007 10:52 AM
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Quote from: home99 When I worked for the Samaritans I tried to ring in sick one day....but they managed to talk me out of it!
Well I got sacked from the Samaritans, Four suicides in five calls. It wouldn't have been so bad but they were all wrong numbers....
Sorry. I'm just not funny.
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01-08-2007 8:15 PM
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01-08-2007 8:51 PM
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have a nice day
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02-08-2007 4:55 PM
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Thats a cracker.
Quote from: scotsgringo man goe's into a pet shop and asks the assistant " how much are your wasps " the assistant says " we don't sell wasps " and the man says " WELL YOU HAVE ONE IN THE WINDOW "
it's the way i tell em he he
ow about this one. Two dogs are sittin in the vets and one says to the other one, wa ar you in for ? the other one say,s "To get put down" So he says wa ar you in for so he say ,s " The other night i thought I,d go to bed early so i went upstairs to my basket, but I noticed the Lady of the house was learning over the bath washing it ; so me being a dog and all that thought I,d av some fun. So I,m here to get my nails clipped
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02-08-2007 7:27 PM
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Quote from: John Thats a cracker.
Quote from: scotsgringo man goe's into a pet shop and asks the assistant " how much are your wasps " the assistant says " we don't sell wasps " and the man says " WELL YOU HAVE ONE IN THE WINDOW "
it's the way i tell em he he
ow about this one. Two dogs are sittin in the vets and one says to the other one, wa ar you in for ? the other one say,s "To get put down" So he says wa ar you in for so he say ,s " The other night i thought I,d go to bed early so i went upstairs to my basket, but I noticed the Lady of the house was learning over the bath washing it ; so me being a dog and all that thought I,d av some fun. So I,m here to get my nails clipped
he he did that dog come from the same pet shop as my wasps

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02-08-2007 7:30 PM
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He tried to work it out with a pencil .
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02-08-2007 7:48 PM
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The first cannibal wacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown.
Suddenly the second cannibal looks up and says, ,
"Hey, do you taste something funny?"
it's the way i tell em
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02-08-2007 7:51 PM
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The doctor says "That looks awful, is it bothering you?" The man replies "It sure is, it's driving me nuts!"
ill get me coat
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05-08-2007 7:11 PM
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the new delivery firm is to be called FedUps
I Thank You
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