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Lada Jokes

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Lada Jokes

1. What do you call a convertible Lada? A skip.

2. What do you call a convertible Lada with two exhausts? A wheelbarrow.

3. What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.

4. What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

5. What do you call a Lada owner who claims to have received a speeding ticket? A liar.

 

6. Expecting £75,000 for a Lada worth only £4,000 !!

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-6138267/A-1979-Lada-Niva-estimated-sell-75-000-goes-ju...

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billnotben
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Re: Lada Jokes

One of my first cars was a Fiat 124 special. A great nippy little car. Its only downside was the rear disc brakes which were hopeless on the handbrake.

The Lada was just a messed up heavier clonker version of the 124.

petlew
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Re: Lada Jokes

I think these are very amusing but, at the expense of upsetting a forum member, these jokes have been around for a long time starting out as Skoda jokes.

Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.
Anonymous
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Re: Lada Jokes

They are not my jokes, they are part of the content of the article.

Used to highlight the ridiculous expectation of a high auction price.

petlew
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Re: Lada Jokes

Ah! well it wan't actually you I thought I might be upsetting.

Experience; is something you gain, just after you needed it most.

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you. But because in that brief moment while the coin is in the air. You suddenly know what you are hoping for.