Lada Jokes

[#1]

1. What do you call a convertible Lada? A skip.

2. What do you call a convertible Lada with two exhausts? A wheelbarrow.

3. What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.

4. What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

5. What do you call a Lada owner who claims to have received a speeding ticket? A liar.

6. Expecting £75,000 for a Lada worth only £4,000 !!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/cars/article-6138267/A-1979-Lada-Niva-estimated-sell-75-000-goes-ju...

[#2]

One of my first cars was a Fiat 124 special. A great nippy little car. Its only downside was the rear disc brakes which were hopeless on the handbrake.

The Lada was just a messed up heavier clonker version of the 124.

[#3]

I think these are very amusing but, at the expense of upsetting a forum member, these jokes have been around for a long time starting out as Skoda jokes.

[#4]

They are not my jokes, they are part of the content of the article.

Used to highlight the ridiculous expectation of a high auction price.

[#5]

Ah! well it wan't actually you I thought I might be upsetting.