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Kim Jong-Un Hot Air Ballooning

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Kim Jong-Un Hot Air Ballooning

Kim Jong-Un 'in hospital with two fractured ankles' after ballooning to around 20 stone and going on numerous 'meet the people' walkabout PR stunts
It's all that Cheese he loves so much.
He is extremely corpulent, perhaps he's not got long to go !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2774604/Kim-Jong-Un-hospital-two-fractured-ankles-ballooning...
Stand by for the Book, the thoughts of Kim Jong-Un
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Re: Kim Jong-Un Hot Air Ballooning

it would be a very short book, the guy doesn't think about anything other than what the next morsel into his oversized mouth will be ..... CHEESE
makes you wonder if he deliberately dropped the regime imposed ban on imported goods like cheese just so he could gorge himself while his country men are resorting to cannibalism to survive
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
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Re: Kim Jong-Un Hot Air Ballooning

Quote from: nanotm
his country men are resorting to cannibalism to survive

So come the revolution he will feed his country but not in the way he expected.
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Re: Kim Jong-Un Hot Air Ballooning

what happens to this peculiar dynasty if he pops his clogs sans issue?  will a brother, uncle, cousin, aunt, niece take over?
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Re: Kim Jong-Un Hot Air Ballooning

if some of the rumours are to be believed many of those titles could be filled by only one or two people  Wink
seriously though I would expect his much older far more sensible brother to be named as successor, especially as he already enjoys great support from the military at large and is moderately popular with the masses.....
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you