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Keeping your PC tidy?

Superuser
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Keeping your PC tidy?

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

 
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.


Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.  The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

 
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

 
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"

 
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor.

 
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"


The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

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Luzern
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Re: Keeping your PC tidy?

What a unix sense of humour!

No one has to agree with my opinion, but in the time I have left a miracle would be nice.
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Re: Keeping your PC tidy?

And so, the next question the salesman asks.... " would that be 7, 8  or 10 pairs, miss ? "

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Re: Keeping your PC tidy?

And some net curtains.

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Re: Keeping your PC tidy?

@billnotben - Obviously fireproof Net curtains. Wink

SpendLessTime
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Re: Keeping your PC tidy?

They have to be .Net curtains of course.

Jonpe
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Re: Keeping your PC tidy?

I had Vista on my last computer, so called because it didn't come with curtains.  Old lower-resolution monitors gave the net curtain effect thereby saving the expense of 'external' ones.

If she wasn't using Windows, she could still get curtains but she'd have to ask the shop to line(ux) them for her.