Keep your eyes open !
Today, I went with my missus, to a certain shop in a local shopping area, ....I sat down in a "waiting area" for her to be attended to, by the staff at the counter..... ( actually, there weren`t any )... she came and sat down next to me, and I asked her what was happening.... to which she replied.... "I haven`t seen anyone yet".. ( in all innocence)
To which I immediately responded..... " Hah ! shoulda gone to specsavers " .... caused her to smile ! ! ...
Guess which shop we were in ! ! ! ! ! !! ..... 
