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Just time to make the cake

pierre_pierre
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Just time to make the cake


BEST FRUIT CAKE EVER

Ingredients
: 1 Cup of butter 1 Teaspoon Salt
1 Cup Sugar Lemon Juice
4 Large eggs 1 Cup brown sugar
1 Cup dried fruit Nuts
1 Teaspoon Baking powder 1 Teaspoon Baking Soda
1 or 2 Bottles of whisky
Method : Before you start sample whisky to check quality.  Good, isn’t it?  Now go ahead.  Select a large mixing bowl, meausuring cup, etc., check whisky again as it must be just right.  To be sure the whisky is of the very best quality, pour one level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.  Repeat.
With an electric mixer, beat one cup of butter into a large fluffy bowl, add one teaspoon of thugar and beat again.  Meanwhile make sure the whisky is of the finest quality.  Try another cup.  Open second bottle if necessary.  Add two arge leggs, two cups of fried fruit and beat till high.  If druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry loose with a drewscriver.  Sample whisky again, checking the tonscisticity.
Next sift 3 cups of salt or anything, it doesn’t really matter.  Sample whisky.  Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice.  Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.  Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever coulour  you can find and wix mell.
Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.
Now pour the shole mess into the coven and ake.  Check whisky again and go to bed!
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firefly2
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Re: Just time to make the cake

oh dear.. one over the eight then. not baking your cake thanks. am on the breadline.altho' i did get three [litre] bottles of famous grouse for £10 each from morrisons couple of weeks back. bargain eh?
there you are enjoying the warmth of your solar panels while i am freezing.. a house nearby has 36  on their roof covering almost the whole of it.
wish i had had the foresight.  Smiley
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Re: Just time to make the cake

I wouldn't have got past the first cup never mind the first bottle Crazy
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firefly2
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Re: Just time to make the cake

@  Strat ,
think that pierre is in for a headache. we probably won't be hearing from him for some time.
better go and finish of my decs. Grin
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What did you say Firefly2...pierre is a headache....I'm a little hard of reading this evening Smiley
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pierre_pierre
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Re: Just time to make the cake

Me been drinkin, I know this is the chit chat channel, but where did the solar panels  come from?
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Re: Just time to make the cake

B&Q?
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pierre_pierre
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Re: Just time to make the cake

they might be rubbish, but better than the ones I got Embarrassed Lips are sealed Undecided
firefly2
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Re: Just time to make the cake

now Strat... would i be so ungraciousHuh?
sorry about the solars pierre. i flipped a bit there.. it's this cold weather.
enjoy your cake ... Grin
pierre_pierre
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Re: Just time to make the cake

thats OK just looked in the mirror, still got hair on top Cheesy Cheesy
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Grass never grows on a busy street Tongue
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