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Just a Laugh!

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Just a Laugh!


As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Pakistani, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.


Wait for it!

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. "
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Grin Grin

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Like it  Grin Grin

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An Englishman, Scotsman, Irishman and a Welshman playing cheat. The Irishman puts down two aces and declares "two queens". The Welshman follows with a for and a seven and declares "two kings". The Scotsman lays down a four, two fives, two sixes, a seven and three nines and declares "one ace"...
The Englishman knocks on the table and says " I can't go"
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LOL!!!!!
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I used to think tractors were amazing things, really fabtastic! Then I suddenly went off them. I guess you could call me an ex-tractor fan!
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Looks like a very young Rik Mayall seated at the table.
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I think his one line in the film was 'You made me miss; I never miss' when he's playing darts and they ask about the symbol on the wall
I think, again memory may well let me down here, that he is called Kevin Trurvey in the credits
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Worth watching.....

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Why do divers fall backwards into the water from a boat.
If the fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

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