* What’s the difference between a Welsh woman and a Welsh goddess? - An eight pack of Stella from Bob’s * Why is it dangerous to let a bloke’s mind wander? - It’s too little to be out on its own * What is the technical name for three days of horrendous weather followed by bright sunshine? A Welsh bank holiday * What’s the difference between a woman with PMT and a Pitbull? Lipstick. * How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence? Stick a tyre gauge in her ear! * What do you call a sheep with no legs? A Cloud! * What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? El-if-i-no! * What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have No-I-Dear. * What do you do if your wife staggers? Shoot her again.