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Jokes are banned by police

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Jokes are banned by police

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1097784/Did-hear-the-shopkeeper-slapped-police-ban-jokes.htm...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2053308.ece
http://200weeks.police999.com/archives/date/2008/12/19
Here are some of them (apologies in advance for the fact that they are awful)
Quote
    * What’s the difference between a Welsh woman and a Welsh goddess? - An eight pack of Stella from Bob’s
    * Why is it dangerous to let a bloke’s mind wander? - It’s too little to be out on its own
    * What is the technical name for three days of horrendous weather followed by bright sunshine? A Welsh bank holiday
    * What’s the difference between a woman with PMT and a Pitbull? Lipstick.
    * How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence? Stick a tyre gauge in her ear!
    * What do you call a sheep with no legs? A Cloud!
    * What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? El-if-i-no!
    * What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have No-I-Dear.
    * What do you do if your wife staggers? Shoot her again.