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Lizo
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Registered: 02-08-2007

Joke

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He tried to work it out with a pencil.
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agloco
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Registered: 31-07-2007

Re: Joke

Did he use a  rubber as well  Grin
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Registered: 13-06-2007

Re: Joke

fail! TAXI!
From this weeks popbitch newsletter
The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen
on the Didgeridoo.
I thought, that's Aboriginal.
Embarrassed
John_Campbell
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Registered: 30-07-2007

Re: Joke

Thats a cracker.JC
Quote from: drunkenmonkey
fail! TAXI!
From this weeks popbitch newsletter
The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen
on the Didgeridoo.
I thought, that's Aboriginal.
Embarrassed
Grin
Midnight_Caller
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Registered: 15-04-2007

Re: Joke

A joke from my web site.  It is a good one!
There is a guy waiting in the doctors office, looking very nervous.
The doctor enters the room.
Guy; So what is doc?
Doctor; I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to say it. Your have a terminal illness.
Guy; Jeez doc, how long have I got?
Doctor; Ten.
Guy; Ten what? Ten years? Ten months? Ten weeks? Ten days?
The doctor takes a look at his watch.
Doctor; Ten, nine, eight, seven...
Thank you for the Joke Received on: 22/04/2003
Sent by: Barry
Author: Unknown
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Registered: 05-04-2007

Re: Joke

Maybe you'd forgotten Gary, but you've actually already posted that in the forums here. Wink
Midnight_Caller
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Registered: 15-04-2007

Re: Joke

Woops.  Smiley
metman
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Registered: 06-04-2007

Re: Joke

A class was instructed to write a short story in as few words as possible, but must contain: Religion, Sex and Mystery.
The Winner:
“Good God I’m pregnant; I wonder who did it?”.
hairbear
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Registered: 05-09-2007

Re: Joke

why did the prawn leave the disco............ because he pulled a
mussle Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Smiley Smiley