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James Bond is an 'Impotent Drunk'...

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James Bond is an 'Impotent Drunk'...

...according to doctors in Derby and Nottingham Cheesy
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Doctors in Derby and Nottingham sat down to read the 14 Bond novels in their spare time.
With a notebook at hand they charted every day and every drink.
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Excluding the 36 days Bond was in prison, hospital or rehab, the spy downed 1,150 units of alcohol in 88 days.
It works out at 92 units a week - about five vodka martinis a day and four times the recommended maximum intake for men in the UK.

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They say the study is light-hearted, and did not interfere with their day jobs, but raises an important message about alcohol.

Does it? Did they forget that James Bond is a fictional character in fictional novels?

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nanotm
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Re: James Bond is an 'Impotent Drunk'...

they also failed to notice the novels span some 20 years.......so there "light hearted study" fails the credibility test straight off the bat ......
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you
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Re: James Bond is an 'Impotent Drunk'...

And they forgot the smoking - that would probably have got him, too
By strange non-coinicidence, Ian Fleming died at just 56
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Re: James Bond is an 'Impotent Drunk'...

You know i always had my suspicions about Bond  Wink
I also think he's a menace on the roads too  Cheesy
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Re: James Bond is an 'Impotent Drunk'...

how come he never caught some deadly STI from all the women, anyone that randy must of used hookers when the target wasn't available .......yet never a mention of him catching anything
just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you