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It's a Stick Up !

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It's a Stick Up !

From the Granada News website whilst keeping up with the local news back home ...

A robber who tried to hold up a hotel in Stockport with a twig has been jailed for four years.
He was caught after leaving behind the stick and the bag with his fingerprints on it.
http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2015-02-19/man-tries-to-stick-up-hotel-with-a-twig/
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Bit of a plank if you ask me Roll eyes

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Re: It's a Stick Up !

Barking mad.
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Yep. No way he wood get away with it Wink

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Re: It's a Stick Up !

I wonder if he twigged how they caught him?
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He was obviously caught by the Special Branch Grin

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Re: It's a Stick Up !

He should have gone to the local branch of his Bank, or Building Society...
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Hopefully he'll get some treetment so he can leaf his criminal days behind him  Wink

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I wood hope that they will make his sentence stick, just so he can set down roots for his extreemely stupid act, can't have him leaveing too soon before he's had enough time to season behind bars... Cool
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Re: It's a Stick Up !

He was arrested by the Boys in Blu Tac !
Though that was only temporarily...

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Re: It's a Stick Up !

He had to bough to his inevitable capture once he realised he was leaving clues behind.
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Re: It's a Stick Up !

Obviously a budding super criminal.
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It's actually acorny story  Cheesy

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