Is someone trying to tell me something

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Received by email from Zipvit today 

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I don't think they will do much for your shoulder.

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Yep - I think he was prostrate not prostate 

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have you had the prostate check up that doesn't help you calm down 

[#5]

you mean the finger up the bum one 

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What a wonderful choice of words Jim

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you mean the finger up the bum one

Not as bad as the barium enema i had a few months ago  
Two sachets the night before to cleam me out, It certainly did that !
Lay down on table and hows your dad tube rammed up behind, then let the hubble telescope take quite a few pictures.
I almost passed out on the tilting table  
Oooh la la never again thank you.
Found out i have IBS      

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Can't blame it for being irritable after that performance.

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I hope you don't have a Sigmoidoscopy or Colonoscopy.
They push a camera up your rear end and have a good look round. So much for privacy!
Watched the output of the camera on the monitor. The programme got very boring.
I wondred about lending them my old 35mm Nikon with its interchangeable lenses, but thought they would prefer to use their own.
Keith

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This thread has hit rock bottom 

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They push a camera up your rear end and have a good look round.

Was it one of those old ones on wheels that the BBC used to use, with a bloke on the back on a seat?

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Colonoscopy? *shudders*
Been there, done that. Not a nice experience, though I did lay curled up with all the business going on behind me, as it were, and was able to see what was going on inside on a monitor in front of me.
On the bright side the Midazolam they gave me, while it didn't appear to do much during the procedure, did mean that I spent the couple of hours after the procedure being utterly fascinated by the corner of an empty shelf.
(I have Crohn's disease hence the need for the camera...)

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Flexible sigmoidoscopy isn't that bad - it's what you have to take prior to the procedure 
Flexible cystoscopy is more fun - especially when they find a staple