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Ironic product labelling

Hero
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Ironic product labelling

SWMBO won a raffle prize today - a bottle-sized wine glass.

IME people who drink a whole bottle of wine don't usually bother with a glass. Roll_eyes

 

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Just as well it wasn't a year's supply of Brown Paper Bags!

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Well I can quite easily polish off a bottle on my own but it would always go into a generous sized glass first, but one that size has to be a joke... which of course it is. Tongue


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Bottle? Glass?

I thought those box things with the convenient nozzle were for one person! Shocked

(One person who knows nothing about wine. . .)

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Funny


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Yes, sleeping pills always come with a warning that they may cause drowsiness, and also "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery".

I'm on a small dose of an antihypertensive, and it comes with a warning that it may cause low blood pressure.

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Ha Ha! but the next to last really should pride of place!

Label: Ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate.
Product: Midol Menstrual Complete

Sound advice from Merck. But should sufferers of premenstrual syndrome really lose sleep over enlarged prostates?

Funny

Though in this transgender age, I'm not so sure.UndecidedRoll_eyes

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Yes, a bit like those (unisex) medical forms at Occupational Health, the dentist's etc. that keep asking me if I'm pregnant.

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@Luzern 

Not so sure that gender reassignment surgery can provide one with a womb and the other with a prostate just quite yet, but give it time. Wink


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@wotsup 

Almost as stupid as those who buy cigarettes despite the label saying the product will kill them. Wink


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