Ironic product labelling

[#1]

SWMBO won a raffle prize today - a bottle-sized wine glass.

IME people who drink a whole bottle of wine don't usually bother with a glass.

Drink responsibly? Yeah right!

[#2]

Just as well it wasn't a year's supply of Brown Paper Bags!

[#3]

Well I can quite easily polish off a bottle on my own but it would always go into a generous sized glass first, but one that size has to be a joke... which of course it is. 

[#4]

Bottle? Glass?

I thought those box things with the convenient nozzle were for one person! 

(One person who knows nothing about wine. . .)

[#5]

[#6]

How about plain stupid product labeling ----https://www.forbes.com/2011/02/23/dumbest-warning-labels-entrepreneurs-sales-marketing-warning-label...

[#7]

Yes, sleeping pills always come with a warning that they may cause drowsiness, and also "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery".

I'm on a small dose of an antihypertensive, and it comes with a warning that it may cause low blood pressure.

[#8]

Ha Ha! but the next to last really should pride of place!

Label: Ask a doctor before use if you have difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate.
Product: Midol Menstrual Complete

Sound advice from Merck. But should sufferers of premenstrual syndrome really lose sleep over enlarged prostates?

Though in this transgender age, I'm not so sure.

[#9]

Yes, a bit like those (unisex) medical forms at Occupational Health, the dentist's etc. that keep asking me if I'm pregnant.

[#10]

@Luzern 

Not so sure that gender reassignment surgery can provide one with a womb and the other with a prostate just quite yet, but give it time. 

[#11]

@wotsup 

Almost as stupid as those who buy cigarettes despite the label saying the product will kill them.